13 September 2009

An Empty Grave

I don't think Micheal Jackson is really dead.

Call me crazy, but I'm a firm believer in conspiracies.

That' why there's 24 hour security on his grave. It's not a fear of people desecrating the grave and digging him up, it's that there is no body in there. And the graver diggers can't find that out. I know that's morbid. But it's what's gonna happen. Because he isn't dead. He's just off somewhere crazy, plotting. Setting up the big comeback and getting ready to unleash his super powers and all that.

Conspiracy theorists like myself know how the world works. Nothing is simple and believable.

It's either my theory or he's up in the alien starship above, sipping martini's with Elvis.

~Lynne.

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